With a nickname that raises oh so many questions, Necro is our Captain this year. Reared in the unknown land that is Carlow (we’re not actually sure if Carlow even is a real county) Necro has made his presence known in the trampoline community from day one (whether this is a good or a bad thing we’re not too sure).A true leader, courageous and knowledgeable: these are all qualities that define Barack Obama. Necro on the other hand… well we’ll see what happens.
SECRETARY
Jean-Louise McCarty
Jean-Louise is our Secretary this year. With organisation skills that would put Monica from Friends to shame, we knew there was no better woman for the job of Secretary. She started the year as a bit of a shy one, but quickly made her presence known at the Scottish open last year, kissing the better part of half the night club in one night. Legend! Jean-Louise can often be seen correcting the homework of her primary school kids at training so feel free to help her out if you want!
TREASURER
Jim O Hagan
Having learnt to forge his first cheque at age of 6 and run his first laundering service at the age of 13, we felt Jim (or Patrick, we’re not actually sure what he’s called) had more than enough knowledge to work as our Treasurer for the year. He can regularly be seen sneaking around the trampolines, spying on unsuspecting freshers who owe him money. Don’t let his boyish charm fool you though; he WILL hound you for every last cent you owe the club!
HEAD COACH
Caitriona ‘Shiniqua’ Mullen
Apart from filling our bogger quota, Caitriona is also our Head-Coach this year. If you hear someone screaming “point your toes!” or “do it better!” you can be dam sure its Caitriona. With an accent only her fellow Monaghan folk can understand, its Caitriona’s job to make sure that everyone is bouncing in a safe and secure manner and basically not breaking any limbs. If you’re looking to learn new moves on the bed*, Caitriona’s your woman.
*by bed we mean trampoline, for moves in the bedroom please text ‘flirt’ to 53655.
ENTS & FUNDRAISING OFFICER
Orla McManus
Orla is our token nordie…. Oh, and ents officer! When she ran for the position of ents at the AGM no one could really understand what she was saying so we voted for her great accent. At the age of 15 she scammed her first hundred euro (or pounds as they call ’em in Co.Down) off an unsuspecting pimp and last year managed to raise the cost of her college fees by taking a small donation off idiot tourists: Wallet inspector, genius! Hopefully Orla can use her skills to (legally) raise us a few bob this year as well as organise a few cracking nights out!
CLUB REP & ASSIT. FUNDRAISER
Sinéad ‘Shakes’ Ní Aoláin
Having grown up in the most gangster ghetto of Donegal, we felt that there was only one woman who could truly represent our hood this year: Shakes! Our proud Gaeilgóir and Pharmer, Shakes is Club Rep for the year. With an addiction to bouncing only kangaroos could match, Shakes is probably the woman responsible for all you freshers joining our great club! If you’ve any queries or questions about bouncing, Shakes has you’re answer!
COMPETITIONS OFFICER
Éilis Dockry
Being the only person on the committee last year, we couldn’t let Éilis leave us this year so we’ve made her Competitions Officer! When we travel all over the country winning trophy after trophy, it’s Éilis’s fault if you get left behind. Since her first year at bouncing, Éilis has slowly built up a collection of contacts throughout the bouncing world (how she got these contacts, we’d rather not know) so we felt there no better a woman to use her contacts with other clubs to help us find out where and when every competition and trip away is.
WEBMASTER
Kmer Kenny
We’re not too sure what to make of Emer, she seems cool but her vast knowledge of computers often raises questions about her uncanny similarity to that of a nerd. All the same, she is the only one out of the lot of us who actually knows how to use a computer besides facebook or youtube. Having made herself known to the bouncing world as the infamous ISTO webmaster, we tricked Emer into helping us organise and run out website this year. If there’s any embarrassing pictures of you in the gallery, you know exactly who to blame!
